Sunday, May 13, 2012

A Little Humor for Mother's Day....

I found these and just couldn't help sharing them.  After hearing stories from mom's childhood, and knowing some from my own, I couldn't resist posting these for y'all.

What I learned From My Mother:

1. My Mother Taught Me to Appreciate a Job Well Done: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just cleaned this room."

2. My Mother Taught Me Logic:  "Because I said so, that's why..."

3. My Mother Taught Me MORE Logic: "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me..."

4. My Mother Taught Me Foresight: "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

5. My Mother Taught Me Irony: "Keeping crying and I'll give you something to cry about..."

6. My Mother Taught Me About Osmosis: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

7. My Mother Taught Me About Persistence: "You'll sit there until all your spinach is gone."

8. My Mother Taught Me about Weather: "Your room looks like a Tornado just went through here."

9. My Mother Taught Me about Anticipation: "Just wait until we get home..."

10. My Mother Taught Me about Receiving: "You're gonna get it when we get home!" 

11. My Mother Taught Me Medical Science: "If you keep crossing your eyes like that, they'll stay that way."

12. My Mother Taught Me Humor: "If the mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

13. My Mother Taught Me How to Become an Adult: "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

14. My Mother Taught Me Genetics: "You're just like your father."

15. My Mother Taught Me about Roots: "Shut that door behind you. Were you born in a barn?"

16. My Mother Taught Me Wisdom: "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

17. My Mother Taught Me about Justice: "One day you'll have kids.... and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Happy Mother's day!
In Christ's Service,
Sarah

9 comments:

Frannie said...

Oh Sarah! This gave me such a happy chuckle this morning. Isn't it funny the things our mothers say...how good they are to put up with us! :)

God bless you dear! I hope you have a day filled with His presence and joy!

He loves you!
Frannie

Petra said...

Haha, that's funny! I hope ya'll had a loverly mother's day. It's been raining so much lately.

Thinking of you and hoping you're having a blessed day.

Love ya!

Lily Marie said...

Haha, these are hilarious! I'm cracking up. ;) Anywho, hope you have a great day dear! <3
-Lily-

Lilac Bud Gal said...

Frannie,
Thanks! I'm glad you got a chuckle out of those. I should have mentioned in the post that I found it on Pinterest. And yes, mother's are just so wonderful. What's really funny is that more than likely I'll end up using some of those on my own kids someday! ;)

Petra,
We did have a lovely mother's day. Yes, the rain has been wonderful!!!! Tadpole pond is filled to the brim, again. :) Thanks for the comment!

Lily,
:) I think our day will be good. Cleaning out our little 'storage' apartment. Then it will be turned into a.... well, I'll save that for another post! :) Thanks for your comment, dear!

PrincessR said...

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Lily Marie said...

Hey dear! thanks for commenting, I love your new header! Gorgeous! ;)
Luv ya!
-Lil

Lilac Bud Gal said...

Lily,
You're welcome! I need to go and leave a longer 'letter comment' soon. :) Thanks! Becca took the picture. When she first started doing her photography, she needed a model to try out a few things. :) Thanks for the comment, dear!

Jessica said...

Just stopping by to tell you how much of an encouragement you are to me. :) Thank you Sarah and God bless you.

Shelley said...

Haha, these are cute! Thanks for sharing! :)